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"I am surprised," the alien said, "that you ventured out into the hostile vacuum of space before you had fully explored your own planet."
"What do you mean?"
"The ocean depths!"
"We had a look at who live there. They're scary."
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The princess heard the tell-tale sound of someone climbing the outside of the tower. She looked out of the window and saw a princess, silken dress tied up, scaling the wall.
"This tower is taken," she called out.
"I know it is," came the reply, "but are you?"
"Oh... No! I'm not!"
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"Relax. Let your mind float. You exist."
"I exist."
"Decouple from your body. You see a previous life. What do you see?"
"I see... a floor."
"Is it far away?"
"The floor is close. It is dirty."
"How does that make you feel?"
"I must clean-" The robot woke. "I was a Roomba once!"
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A fleet of spaceships entered Earth's orbit.
"Greetings," they radioed, "we are just here to debrief our agents, to perpare for talks with you."
In a shimmer of light, every cat on Earth was beamed up.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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