the most exciting part of my life right now is thinking about road tripping to see flowers, the breakfast I will eat on that roadtrip, and the book I will take with me to the flowers

Alcohol boycott! Read if you drink beer 

The Molson company is locking its workers out of the brewery after rejecting their final demands. Do not buy Blue Moon, Carling, Killian's, Granville Island, Hamm's, Hop Valley, Leinenkugel's, Miller High Life, Miller Lite, Milwaukee's Best, Molson, Urquell, Steel Reserve or Terrapin beers

JUST AS SURELY AS THE EARTH TURNS BACK TOWARD THE SUN MY MIND TURNS BACK TO HALLOWEEN

looking at myrtle beach on google maps and just being horrified

my prediction for 2021: everyone gets really into horseshoes

I may finally get to see a skunk cabbage this week, after two years of kind of plotting it out

whenever someone posts One Of Those Houses from a real estate website I start out thinking

oh this is fine

then I see whatever it is

Thought about Luck Of The Fryrish and made myself sad

people call us to schedule appointments and they keep our office manager on the phone for like twenty minutes, it does not take that LONG

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people be more succinct on the phone challenge 2021

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