Boomers also cannot carry a folder of magazine clippings into any place of business

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imagine if another family invaded and took over 3/4ths of your house. and beat you every time you left your room, which they keep trying to barge into. and the best anybody on the outside was willing to do was split your house 50/50. that's what a so called two state solution is

remake john carpenter's The Thing but the only thing that changes is that when someone is suspicious of another person, they just squint and say "sus"

hey everyone, May 11th is Pirate the Spy Kids movies day. go to pirate bay and pirate the spy kids movies and watch them if you want

the show rawhide but it does not have any people, or structures, or introduced animals

who wants to rent a semi trailer and steal some public art

RE7, bug mom, shitpost 

okay so:

- southern white lady
- will not stop popping up when you don't want her around
- always screaming at you
- when you piss her off she's all I AM THE WOMBMOTHER and accosts you with her genitals
- throws swarms of annoying bugs at you, will not shut up about "my children"
- weird obsession with babies (hanging dolls everywhere)

ppl who aren't trans women please note this is pretty much what dealing with terfs is like for us

fuck off calling your book "eleanor oliphant is completely fine" twee curly license-free font horseshit. radio 4 book club dick ass. call your book "Pussy Popping At The Homicide Casino" or i am not reading it

overheard outside, two builders

1: ah. i found a mushroom... look

2: oh?

1: oh, i broke it

2: take it to the vet

health, radioactivity shitpost 

strontium-90 is stored in the bones

screenshot of a busty person in a bikini, Twitch, pickle rick 

I think that Twitch could not be more incorrect on like, at least a few levels

Is the song "Careless Whisper", by George Michael, a jazz song?

Is the song "Careless Whisper", by George Michael, a jazz song?

BOURGEOIS MAGIC:

-ASTROLOGY
-MICRODOSING
-SATANISM IN CURRENT YEAR
-"VIBRATIONS"
-ANYTHING YOU CAN PAY A YOGA INSTRUCTOR TO TELL YOU

PROLETARIAN MAGIC:

-SPORTS CURSES (AND BREAKING THEM)
-MACRODOSING
-RITUAL BLACK METAL
-THE BHAGAVAD GITA
-DRINKING GREEN TEA AFTER LUNCH

people like to be in town

people like windows and natural light

people don't like to be seen

go on a map of a new american subdivision

draw a line between two neighboring rectangular concrete patios

note if there is a tree on that line

you can divide the subdivisions up then, by how much money there is in the subdivision based on that number

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