a subdivision but all the streets are named after harry potter characters

Douglasfur stop having hyper fixations challenge 2020

I'm actually going to mail a Koontz book to Massachusetts, to a friend, so they can get rid of it far away from me

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please god no I am giving up themed book months for a while and I can definitely say that I have not, joking or otherwise, discovered a book I want to ever re-read

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I'm thinking about reading something aggressively queer and sad for the end of just to get the taste out of my mouth

Aquaman's greatest superpower is immunity to the bends.

The Ready One Players, a theatrical troupe so vile that they immediately increase the sale of old vegetables in areas where they play in to such a degree that struggling farmers will pay them to perform in marketable areas just to increase farmer's market revenue.

Ready Player One, fondly reminiscing 

I think the single greatest success of my career as a literature reading person was the time I checked out Ready Player One from the library (on an impulse) and accidentally read an entirely different book that had nothing to do with Ready Player One

YALL I FOUND IT I FOUND A PLACE WHERE I CAN SEE A FUCKING SKUNK CABBAGE IM GONNA GO IN

THREE MONTHS

I WANNA SMELL ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS

Guess who drank a lot of coffee and is nervous about *checks notes*

anything

The good news today is that I think I figured out where the seep spring is in that one nature preserve, so I have a strong lead on where to see a skunk cabbage

thinking about a scifi channel miniseries from fifteen years ago that I never watched

food, excess eating mention 

Pioneer Woman gonna fucking beast out at the dinner table and eat four times her weight in side dishes

pioneer woman but every time she says "home made" it speeds up 25%

Lil guy made friends with this German Shepherd, who never ever let go of this frisbee. She was very skilled at herding the kids around the farm.

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