As heard on Twitch
"Oh I'm filled with determination!.... Babe you know what you would be filled with? Giant eggs. You would be big and round because you ate one of those giant eggs"
[in the background]"Don't ever say that I'm full of big eggs again."
*moves closer to the mic*"You're full of huge eggs"
THinkin' About Jon Bois's 17776
welcome to the strontium anniversary
please vote for astrid’s pumpkin, (b) cleopatra, ty 🖤
TMI, animal death, indirect
we've had a small dead animal on the property for the better part of a year
it's dry and desiccated and it was mummified after death in a barn
after months alone in the elements, abanonded by everyone here, I am going to use the hottest bonfire of the year, the halloween party, as an opportunity to finally send it off
https://blockclubchicago.org/2021/10/11/meet-cane-guy-the-unlikely-sorcerer-who-helped-save-the-white-sox/ baseball is a sport powered entirely by fantastic delusion
German shepherd eggs. Plants, furries, bad books, horror movies, dumb thoughts, being gay with my partner.
Official home of socialist teeth. 18+ instance.