its official my brain does not have any ideas in it

Based on reading many old novels I have concluded that 40% of the british workforce is employed as a sexton or vicar or something

my mother will not stop buying imported polish pottery

I have nine? pieces of it just casually laying around

from the last year

In fairness to Free Willy, I only watched it because it has Michael Ironside in it, and there was not NEARLY enough Ironside, he was robbed of some great lines for sure

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I dont think that movie would be tolerable at its plodding, desperately dull original pace

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Movie night last night, we watched free willy at 1.25 speed, it was definitely an improvement (how is that movie two hours)

children across the street stop screaming challenge 2022

Absolutely magisterial guide to things families do when they’re transphobic but don’t want to just reject you outright, by Daniel Lavery:

Country toad
Take me home
To your place
In a pond
Wet and boggy
Warm and foggy
Take me home
Swamp biome

Drugs question 

Who’s the most reputable online supplier of poppers?

subtooting myself 

its me the person who gets breathlessly excited when someone in my adjacency is experiencing a thing i enjoy

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Fediverse home of socialist teeth. 18+ instance.