DRAGONS HALLOWEEN PSA
Dragons!!! Sending your kobolds out for rocks-or-treats can be great fun for everyone, but be sure to check their pails!!
Uninformed parents or even malicious people may hand out nuclear fuel pellets! These are NOT ROCKS, they are made of highly enriched uranium that may make your kobold sick!!!
Check their pails when they get home!!
@douglasfur ok but who just /gives out/ enriched nuclear fuel? That stuff is expensive! I'm not sharing my nearly critical pile with a bunch of random kobolds no matter how adorably mischievous 😎☢️🍬
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