*record scratch* *freeze frame*

Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up here. It's a long story....

from the twitch Deus Ex: Human Revolution play through by @whiskers

This is, in many ways, the exact opposite of how my family vacations have traditionally worked

Looking up "cabin activities because why not

This has @Pixley energy in a way that the author of the article cannot comprehend

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Disappointed my local candy store will not let me dine on chocolates inside of the store

me on mastodon, looking for someone posting without bitter irony

Spotify Wrapped 

I don't know why we are doing this but here is the music streaming programmed Spotify, in a wrapped box

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Official home of socialist teeth. 18+ instance.