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boyfriend sheep really good at being really pretty i swoon

All the kids are dancing to ASMR trucker videos these days

[mcdonalds theme song]
baba ba ba baaa
*camera turns, i am dead on the floor*

my brain feels like it’s suspended in aspic but don’t worry i’m vibin

pros to being micro: u use a lot less lube

cons to being micro: none

Humor: It’s funny when you get a pair of scissors but you can’t open the package, because you NEED a pair of scissors

Fediverse humor: what if there was a large grey room with a salt shaker lit by a single spotlight, and a caption that reads “SLAT”

[mcdonalds theme song]
baba ba ba baaa
*camera turns, i am dead on the floor*

@nuel i refuse to create this poll. I will never do it. I disallow this discourse.

OH BOY 3 AM *whips out fuit gummy*

[jk, it bed time, hope u all sleep well!!]

2 am update: dont know what im doing n it looks like trash

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