go fuck yourself
@triumph_forks "Recommended for you based on your flushing history:"
@triumph_forks this is literally an adult swim video
@triumph_forks how about no?
@triumph_forks Can’t take a shit wifi’s down :/
@triumph_forks literal internet of shit
@triumph_forks ...If I wanted my hot water ransomed it wouldn't be at the hands of some script-slinging basement-dweller in the Ukraine. o_o
Seriously who thought this was a good idea?
@triumph_forks On one hand: "Monitoring water use"
On the other: FFS that's why most folks have water meters ye daft dickwagons
@triumph_forks ... THIS IS A REAL THING???
AB SO LU TE LY NOT!!!
@triumph_forks My toilet can ddos AWS? gnarly
@triumph_forks ..........................the toilet is literally the last thing on god's green goddamn earth that i would ever want to connect to the internet and make fucking hackable
Your shit crashes...
@triumph_forks Might as well just email everyone you know "Stay Away! I had to flush the toilet 6 times this morning." Before heading off to work and pretending it didn't happen. But everyone knows, because you connected your damn toilet to WiFi. WTF!
@triumph_forks Meanwhile, you get nonstop ads for plungers, moist flushable wipes, and hemorrhoid cream.
@triumph_forks router shorted out and living room is flooded :(
@triumph_forks this is the worst autoerotic home improvement project ever
@triumph_forks tried to go toilet but the botnet that my entire bathroom is now part of just DDOSed the door's server and now I can't get in, and even if I could my shower can't do more than a dribble because it's got a bitcoin miner malware
@triumph_forks remote controlled house flood
@triumph_forks sounds like a threat
I'd love to discover that my wifi is out or my toilet has reached end of life and I can't flush my toilets or take a shower anymore.
@triumph_forks can't wait for every fucking marketer in the world to know exactly when i shit
@triumph_forks Why is that picture so ominous
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